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I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws.

gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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superwhohannilockpotter:

I will never not reblog this gif set whenever it comes across my dash.

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craftykinkster:

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

OMFG

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theoldkingsofwinter:

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

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