And above we see one of the few non-slut-shaming bisexual jokes ever made in television history.
we have to put our trust in to bob’s burgers, people
hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
I didn’t get lost in you, I fucking drowned.
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
my aunt went to cape cod with her husband and brother and they went to the beach and she was flying a kite when this guy came up to her and said “ooh whatre you doing with that kite?” and being the sassy bitch my aunt is, said “im air fishing" without looking at him so he just says "…ok" and walks away and she looked over and her husband and brother were cracking up and it turns out she dissed justin timberlake