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I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws.

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels, via wow-fuck-you-very-much)

cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

(via dutchster)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via oxfordicktionary)

strawberryalien:

kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”

"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"

(via colormemiranda)

unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog

(via oxfordicktionary)

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