my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
kidzbop is gonna be like “my anaconda don’t want none unless u like fun, hun!!”
"oh my gosh. look at her heart!"
would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog