|-/ for life

I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws.

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via although)

drarna:

in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s

(Source: neptunain, via fangirl-evolution)

small-person-racist:

earldacharmanda:

awesomephilia:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

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That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??

(Source: dutchster, via squidyword)

dutchster:

damn girl are you a spider? because i’m kinda scared of spiders

(via dutchster)

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

(via tonight-will-be-my-night)

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